Monday, November 21, 2011

sorry

Smile is all I wanna make you do
Only a moron, would be mean and cruel to you
Regretful is how I truly feel
Remorse fills my heart for real
You possess the qualities of a Saint,
so you should never be taken for granted
Rather shown the utmost respect, God Bless.

I miss you, love el diego

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Death Bed Prayer


I fear my days on this earth, are all but numbered
I have wasted my life; committing blunder after blunder
The lord gave my several talents but I hardly used them
As a soldier of Christ, I was practically useless
And now day and night, Lucifer waits outside my door
Waiting for me to breathe my last, so he may collect my soul
 I am but another one of his millions of victims
Who feel prey to his lies and promises of never ending riches
Lord is it too late to come to you and seek forgiveness
I know my life was full of so much greed and wickedness
Oh how I must sound pathetic and ridiculous
But when I say “I’m sorry for all my sins,” I’m truly serious
So please erase all my sins and forget all my mistakes,
And tell St Peter to let me thorough the Pearly Gates.
And let not an eternity in Hell be my fate
Come Lord can you possibly say no to this pretty face?

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Bob The Clown

Bob is a middle aged, professional circus clown.
He lives in a tiny apartment, in a shabby part of town.
The type of place, not to be outside  after the sun goes down.
Piss stained walls with broken bottles, used rubbers and needles littered on the ground.

Even though his apartment has indoor plumbing,
The pipes are so ancient, thus the water usually aint running.
Even though his apartment has electricity,
Bob can hardly pay the bills; hence the power’s discounted frequently.

At night Bob finds it hard to sleep, because he is really deep in debt,
So he drinks whisky until his thoughts and worries are suppressed,
And the liquor takes its toll on him and he loses consciousness.
Then deep in his sleep he dreams he leads a life full of success.

Like old Mother Hubbard, his fridge and cupboard are so bare
That the roaches and rats, in his apartment, moved elsewhere.
He’s only really happy when he performs and the crowd laughs and cheers
And his boss awards him with a free meal and free beers.

You see Bob fucked up his life; cuz he never paid much attention while at school
He was too busy making his mates laugh and being cool
So please my dear little children, be good and work hard in school
Or our friend Bob the Clown could one day be you.
el diego 2011

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Salvation

Oh LORD, our Father and King,
May the power and love of your Kingdom;
 Reign over us.
May your Spirit of holiness light a torch;
So we may be enlightened in the darkness.
So as not to lose sight and direction
And stray from the path of righteousness.
May we fully submit to your dominion?
And show you an upmost honour and praise
For You are, the Alpha, Omega, the Ancient of Days.
And only you have full wisdom and faultless will be the ways;
Of the man who walks in your light,
Living by your word, day, and night.
And he shall be a living testament,
To the life giving and saving grace of
Jesus Christ.

Amen

UNSAFE ABORTION

Please, please young African girl,
As I say this I am literally on my knees.
So please lend my your ear;
And Listen to my righteous pleas.

I might not know all about your situation;
But don’t perceive this as ignorance.
I aint claiming to know best;
So don’t perceive this as arrogance.

We all make mistakes no-one is perfect;
So I aint trying to judge you.
I know the situation you in is so complex;
But allow me to share a bit of truth.

Before you do want you want to do,
Please just think twice.
Cause not only is it murder,
In the Mighty Lord’s eyes.
But it most probably could turn out to be suicide.

I mean do you really
Want to lie on the mud floor of a smelly hut.
And do you really want
To have a coat hanger stuck up
Your, you know what.

The illiterate poor excuse of an abortionist
Might screw up
Inexperienced and unqualified he might accidently
Rip out your guts

The point I am trying to get across is;
 Unsafe abortion can have a truly expensive cost.
You could get severely injured or your life could be lost.

Africa lets think about.

el diego 2011


Monday, March 14, 2011

THE CHANCELLOR COLLEGE STAND OFF AND MALAWIAN DEMOCRACY


 I really feel sorry for Chancellor College students who have missed classes for over two weeks now due the standoff between their lecturers and the Malawian government and more in particularly the Inspector General of the Malawi Police Service.

The lecturers should just swallow their pride and get back to their jobs because this circus is causing more delays to an already messed up academic calendar. Yes they need academic freedom but the way they are calling for this academic freedom makes one wonder what type of academic freedom they want, is it the freedom to political dissent.
Political science class or not, no lecturer should teach their students dissent against the government and I believe the Mr Chisenga’s comparing Malawi’s problems to Egypt’s revolution was completely out of context and reckless because of the difference in magnitude of the two country’s problems.
The Egyptians were revolting against 40 years of oppression and corrupt governance, and it would be ridiculous to say petty issues such as forex and fuel shortage require such demonstrations.
Those Academics should not forget that Malawi’s democracy is only 17 years old and cannot expect it to be up to the standards of western democracies which are 100’s of years old and which also had to evolve over the decades and faced many problems.
Look at America, which despite having their a democratically elected president since 1789, had discriminatory laws against African American s and women in the 1960’s and people had to fight and die for their civil rights, and still today  cases of discrimination in terms of jobs, housing, health care, etc are still there, along with police brutality against minority groups.
Even bigger still the invasion and occupation of Iraq are completely illegal, and their army and security agencies are infringing against peoples human rights and committing crimes against humanity in Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantanamo Bay.
Furthermore apart from Malawian democracy being a baby still needing to mature, and smooth its rough edges, Africans and Malawians being who they are still need authoritarian rule and an iron fist to govern over them, otherwise a lassie faire type government would only lead to anarchy.
Remember how disciplined, hardworking, and progressive the nation was under the leadership of Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda, then step in democracy and all of that was lost, we thought democracy meant that we should become what we see on MTV .i.e. ladies started dressing promiscuously and became very loose, rude to their husbands, children started dressing like gangsters talking and acting like thugs, sagging their pants, wearing oversized clothes and not listening to their parents. We become a society of lazy beggars who no longer want to work hard and achieve for themselves but would rather wait for handouts and someone to come along and create development for us. Now the President wants to restore discipline and we resist, generally I believe Africans do not know what is really good for them and who are our real enemies, that is why the nation never relied behind the President when his deported the thieving tobacco bosses, which to me was a great thing to do because those asamunda (colonists) are a major reason we are still poor.

Another point is that, are the so very learned academics at Chancellor College forgetting that the world is still recovering from a financial crisis, and no nation is immune to the effects of the crisis.
Generally in such circumstance developing countries such as Malawi are prone to suffer because, our main sources of forex would be harmed i.e. our exports would drop and many donors would cut their funding. Plus there is the ban on barely tobacco which will deeply hurt our economy further.
My final points are; what is at stake is more just a few wounded egos, the lecturers have a mandate and duty to first of all put the students welfare before their own selfish needs, and more importantly is, I am not denying that the country has problems but instead of just criticizing the government for all the problems, why are we not giving them solutions. Instead of putting ideas of dissent in the minds of our students why not instil in them the skills and knowledge required in addressing these problems, and compliment government development efforts and not destroy them. I close with a question; will marching maliciously fill very Service Station in the country with fuel.


Friday, February 25, 2011

PRECIOUS WISHES


Let’s run off to a place, where no one knows us.
To a far off land, where we won’t get noticed.
Where everyone does their own thing and totally ignores us.
Where we are not the centre of attention and gossip.
Free to be us and give a middle finger to the world
We answer only to the Lord, and He holds the right to judge us all to himself.
So all our haters can go straight to hell.
And you and I can live out our own little fairytale.

Eldiego 2011

Thursday, January 27, 2011

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Evangelist and I

Cuz of alcohol my breath did smell
To me the evangelist pastor did tell.
You are a sinner headed straight for hell,
Where in a lake of flames you shall yell!
An hour later in a cheap motel,
To hooker the pastor did tell.
Oh you shag ever so swell
It pains me to say farewell,
But I have to rise early to ring the church bells.
El diego 2010

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

A truly happy life


Philippians 3:7-11
These verse right here, were quite a rude awaking for me. I believe these are some of the most important verses in the Good Book and are very relevant to all of us, especially within this day and age. What I understand as the message here, is that we can be successful professionally as lawyers, accountants, sports personalities, actors, musicians etc,  We can make a lot of money and win a lot of awards and accolades but the underlying truth, which honestly smacked me crash right in the face and almost took some teeth out, is that no amount of wealth or success can be as spiritually fulfilling, soulfully rewarding and bring an everlasting happiness than that is brought about by knowing Jesus Christ and having an honest relationship with him and living to do his work and lead a life  according to his Almighty Father’s word.
Not having this sort of relationship with Christ is the reason why most rich and famous people and many ordinary professional and successful people like moi, find themselves indulging in things like acts of reckless wild  sex, drug abuse, heavy drinking i.e. “PARTYING LIKE ROCKSTARS”, hoping and thinking this will bring us happiness and a sense of belonging but after all the partying is over and especially after all the weekends of guzzling booze I realised  that, that deep empty hole that pains so much in my heart  and soul can never be filled by no amount of booze or anything physic al or materialistic for that matter,  but only the saving grace and love of Jesus Christ.
Amen